Donald Trump actually said...

I hope Derek Jeter’s recovery is going well. He is a very special player and a great guy. New York loves him. @yankees

.@BarbaraJWalters @theviewtv Barbara, unfortunately you've missed the entire point of my announcement--you just don't get it!

Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc &amp, @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.

@politico has really become a laughing stock of good political reporting.