Donald Trump: “On July 4 we will have the greatest show of all on the National Mall, your favorite president will be speaking.”

I said: I looked at his ass, and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women yes, men no, OK.

We’re richer now. We don’t have inflation.

No. There will not be a strike today.

By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before – Nicki Minaj.