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In total, these agreements are projected to save Americans more than $600 billion over a very short period of time.

This deal secures our energy dominance for the next century—all at zero cost to the United States," the White House said.

it is hereby ordered:

She’s a fantastic person, and she’s a woman that’s respected by everybody, and she’s got real talent: Nicki Minaj.