Donald Trump: “His opponent, Alfred E. Neuman, may be the worst TEXAS candidate I have ever seen.”

I’m right now breaking another Hoax—That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!

The United States Senate is letting the Daylight Saving Bill die, when a vast Majority of the Country want it. Most people are demanding light in the evening, but ALL want not to change their clocks anymore.

Nobody’s ever campaigned like I have for midterms

He would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he’s allowed to go into the Senate.