Donald Trump: “25 Million Evangelical Christians are not registered to vote. We are working hard to get them registered!…”

If his opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

I said, ‘You should reconsider. Because you don’t want to go through this.’

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.