Donald Trump: “We have an extremely high IQ audience, for a change.”

Any future attack on the United States will have to come across Greenland, where our Defense will routinely knock down drones, missiles, or any other form of weapon not yet even conceived.

I'm giving each one of the three an unconditional pardon.

What an honor. I love doing this stuff.

Greenland gives us time, location, and sightline, like nowhere else in the World!