Political Quotes

You know, Iran is broke, totally broke, and they’re not paying their soldiers. They have inflation of 300%, as of last night. I heard 300 — 309%.

When you land on the grass, it’s not that the grass gets discolored — it gets ripped out.

I think she choked on the case.

I see that Representatives of the Islamic Republic of Iran are asking for compensation for the damage done to them during the last five month Military Conflict (started because, THEY WILL NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON), even though it was…