Donald Trump: “They got very lucky.”

I said: I looked at his ass, and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women yes, men no, OK.

And when it does, you’re going to see the biggest drop in oil that anyone’s ever seen.

By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before – Nicki Minaj.

I'm not supposed to be endorsing people. As long as it works, it's OK with me.