Donald Trump actually said...

I am in Ireland inspecting my great and very beautiful Atlantic Ocean property. It is one of the most spectacular hotels anywhere! DOONBEG

"""@THENobodySpcl: @realDonaldTrump but can you get him to stop sucking at his job?"" That would be, sadly, impossible."

Always remember, I was the one who got Obama to release his birth certificate, or whatever that was! Hilary couldn't, McCain couldn't.

"""@KyleWeaverr: @realDonaldTrump When is the Celebrity Apprentice coming back? I'm going through withdrawal! #soonplease"" Soon!"