Donald Trump: “Enough about my ties etc. @Macys, but they are doing really big numbers - people love them (and @Macys loves Trump)!”

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

I said, ‘You should reconsider. Because you don’t want to go through this.’

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.