Donald Trump: “My thoughts, condolences and prayers to the victims and families of the New York City terrorist attack. God and your…”

I said, ‘You should reconsider. Because you don’t want to go through this.’

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

If his opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.