Donald Trump: “Ellen was so awkward and insecure last night. The pizza skit was terrible. She should dump Andy Lassner, a guy with no…”

I can do stuff that is unbelievable.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

The news has been so nasty to her, I’ve never seen anything like it.

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.