Donald Trump: “I’m looking to appoint an attorney general who’s going to be tough on crime and fair.”

Dana, please take the job!

I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.