Donald Trump: “Hosting drag performances could be considered promotion of gender ideology in violation of Trump's executive order.”

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

If Republicans win, the Department of Defense would invest in revitalizing a drug manufacturing facility in the state.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.