Donald Trump: “Tell me, which is “cooler”—my induction into the @WWE Hall of Fame or my Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?”

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.

If Republicans win, the Department of Defense would invest in revitalizing a drug manufacturing facility in the state.