Donald Trump: “We’re going to need a crime bill that we’re going to be putting in, and it’s going to pertain initially to DC…”

You gotta do me the biggest favour you’ve ever done me. You’ve gotta do this for me. You’ve got to pretend I’m on the ticket. I’m on the ticket! I’m on the ticket! He’s on the ticket! Pretend I’m on the ticket because this is going to turn…

I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000.

The prices will go back to where they were. The prices will go down to less than $2 a gallon for oil … I’m pretty sure. I’m pretty good at it.

In a way I am on the ballot.