Donald Trump actually said...

I told Linda, 'Linda, I hope you do a great job and put yourself out of a job.'

We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and all of the other weapons on the site.

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

You know I always say we have to be protective of our geniuses because we don't have too many. But that one is a good one.