Donald Trump: “So great being with you both in the Oval Office! https://t.co/9VoIV3NahE”

I don't think I could have done this in my first term. This is a much more powerful term.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.