Political Quotes

Pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz strait a territory of the United States.

Two weeks ago, a 12-year-old boy named Jacob Freytes — You read about this one? — was tragically shot and killed by a stray bullet fired by a repeat offender in a gun battle.

The United States will routinely reassess the Gold Standard Childhood Vaccine Recommendations according to the findings of the HHS Task Force on Safer Childhood Vaccines.

Somebody kills somebody, and they just say, ‘All right, go ahead and come back in two weeks.’