Donald Trump: “In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United…”

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

I don't think I could have done this in my first term. This is a much more powerful term.

If his opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.