Donald Trump actually said...

employees who failed to send in their bullet points could be 'fired' or 'semi-fired'

Caine, a general 'out of central casting' told the president he could wipe out ISIS 'in one week.'

He would 'kill for you' while wearing a MAGA hat.

You know why he wanted that, by the way? I thought it was great because we have people that don't show up to work.