Donald Trump actually said...

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault...

Everyone join me tomorrow at 11 AM in Trump Tower atrium.

Sexual assault and rape in the Armed Forces is a Massive problem that nobody wants to talk about or do anything about-the big dark secret!

"""@artlab: @realDonaldTrump Still waiting for the apology on the birth certificate thing. You must be kidding joker!"