Donald Trump: “The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago”

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

You have to explain that to Obama because the former president doesn’t understand and is not smart at all.

I’m also going to be issuing a $1m bonus or reward, or whatever you want to call it, for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody.

Nobody’s ever campaigned like I have for midterms