Donald Trump: “Today, we’re taking historic action to bring down the price of energy and the cost of living for all Americans with the…”

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

The United States Senate is letting the Daylight Saving Bill die, when a vast Majority of the Country want it. Most people are demanding light in the evening, but ALL want not to change their clocks anymore.

Looked like another rigged election, frankly

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.