Donald Trump: “You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody…”

At least let him use the name Sen. Dan Sullivan, as opposed to incumbent, because a lot of people don’t know what the incumbent means.

If we can’t get the voters out, I guess not. Typically, the president of, you know, Republican, Democrat, whatever, doesn’t do well.

I'm not supposed to be endorsing people. As long as it works, it's OK with me.

By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before – Nicki Minaj.