Political Quotes

You know, they don’t have voting booths; everything’s by mail. I don’t think a Republican can win in California unless you pass the Save America Act.

So what I really want you to do is pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot. Just come and vote.

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer.

Someone should get these clowns to 'fall in line' or, the consequences for Canada will be far WORSE!