Donald Trump: “A Crooked Politician!!!”

I’m right now breaking another Hoax—That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

The Democrats are trying to steal this important Republican Seat and, if that happens, everything we’ve done for Alaska will come to an immediate hault.

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.