Donald Trump: “This fake narrative that the Democrats talk about -- affordability.”

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

The United States Senate is letting the Daylight Saving Bill die, when a vast Majority of the Country want it. Most people are demanding light in the evening, but ALL want not to change their clocks anymore.

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.

I’m also going to be issuing a $1m bonus or reward, or whatever you want to call it, for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody.