Donald Trump: “I fought like hell because we don't know any other way. We have to fight. But we caught them. And they turned out to be…”

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris.

We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left.