Political Quotes

Today I'm thrilled to announce that the FBI has just released the new Uniform Crime Report showing that in 2025, we achieved the single largest reduction in violent crime in American history.

If you really look at it, they're all saying the same thing.

All we really have over here is the fake news, right? And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. And I don’t mind that so much.

After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated, pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States.