Donald Trump: “Today you entered the ranks of the bravest warriors ever to stride the face of the earth.”

You have to explain that to Obama because the former president doesn’t understand and is not smart at all.

The United States Senate is letting the Daylight Saving Bill die, when a vast Majority of the Country want it. Most people are demanding light in the evening, but ALL want not to change their clocks anymore.

But I will say, nobody has ever campaigned- nobody’s ever campaigned like I have for midterms.

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…