Donald Trump: “Tonight, I am pleased to announce that we have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity, and he…”

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

The news has been so nasty to her, I’ve never seen anything like it.

I said, ‘You should reconsider. Because you don’t want to go through this.’

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.