Donald Trump: “My @foxandfriends interview discussing @newsday’s endorsement of @MittRomney, tomorrow's election and Sandy's victims…”

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.