Donald Trump: “Can everybody just close your eyes and pretend I’m on the ballot?”

Don’t ever mess with nature!

The Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon, as soon as I want it to end, it’ll end.

By mistake, he got 2.4%. That’s a lot. That’s too much. That could be the difference.

I never had the flu for 14 days. Actually, I never had the flu. How lucky am I?