Donald Trump: “@TheTeflonDante "@realDonaldTrump @gretawire I bet her ratings were great! Good work Mr. Trump" They were great--thanks!”

I can do stuff that is unbelievable.

If his opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.