Donald Trump: “.@jimmykimmel is terrific but for Obama to fly on Air Force One ($’s) to do the show in these bad times is ridiculous.”

If Republicans win, the Department of Defense would invest in revitalizing a drug manufacturing facility in the state.

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.