Donald Trump: “Well, at least she was happy when I pardoned Scooter Libby. We got a GREAT new Senator from her state, not Liz!…”

I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff. She has done a great job!

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!