Donald Trump: “What I really want you to do is pretend, please, that I'm on the ballot. Just come and vote. It's so important.”

We gotta get Dan Sullivan — I call him the real Dan Sullivan.

The Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon, as soon as I want it to end, it’ll end.

In Charlie’s honor, we want you to go out and vote,

I never had the flu for 14 days. Actually, I never had the flu. How lucky am I?