Donald Trump: “Somebody gave me this. You know what that is? That’s called a ‘Happy Trump,’”

I’m also going to be issuing a $1m bonus or reward, or whatever you want to call it, for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody.

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

Nobody’s ever campaigned like I have for midterms

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.