Donald Trump: “Going to play golf right now with @AbeShinzo. Japan loves the game. Tremendous fans of @JackNicklaus, @TigerWoods, and…”

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.

I can do stuff that is unbelievable.

If his opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.