Political Quotes

Today I'm thrilled to announce that the FBI has just released the new Uniform Crime Report showing that in 2025, we achieved the single largest reduction in violent crime in American history.

Incredible people. I like the audience also, I have to tell you. But what a great bunch of young athletes.

Whatever it is. You know my attitude? Whatever!

All we really have over here is the fake news, right? And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. And I don’t mind that so much.