Donald Trump: “My son Donald is doing very well. Thank you!”

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!

I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff. She has done a great job!