Political Quotes

Two weeks ago, a 12-year-old boy named Jacob Freytes — You read about this one? — was tragically shot and killed by a stray bullet fired by a repeat offender in a gun battle.

All we really have over here is the fake news, right? And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. And I don’t mind that so much.

Our beautiful World War II Memorial was just hit by Spray Painting Vandals. THERE CAN BE NO GREATER INSULT TO THOSE AMERICAN HEROES WHO DIED IN WORLD WAR II.

I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice.’