Donald Trump: “Obama, who wouldn’t even endorse Biden until everyone else was out of the primaries (and even then waited a long time!)…”

Please pretend I’m on the ballot. Because in a way, I am on the ballot.

Together, we will defend our Constitution, which protects our freedoms; uphold the dignity of every individual; strengthen the free market, which has made us the most prosperous country ever to exist; and ensure that the promise of America…

Probably. Not necessarily.

Everyone’s going to be thrilled.