Political Quotes

All we really have over here is the fake news, right? And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. And I don’t mind that so much.

Today, at my direction, Dr. Mehmet Oz announced that Medicaid will NO LONGER fund gender transition surgeries and hormones for minors.

He is fantastic, having just presided over the most successful World Cup, by four times, ever presented.

ALERT: A National Park Service career employee, a highly credible witness, saw David Hearn (ActBlue) in broad daylight vandalize the Reflecting Pool by “violently” ripping and tugging at the Pool’s somewhat delicate coating.