Political Quotes

Because you're probably on a dangerous flight because of the sleazebags we have to deal with.

You know, Iran is broke, totally broke, and they’re not paying their soldiers. They have inflation of 300%, as of last night. I heard 300 — 309%.

I think she choked on the case.

I am likewise demanding compensation from Iran, for all of the people that they have killed and gravely wounded with their roadside bombs and many conflicts.