Donald Trump: “Big excitement last night in the Great State of Pennsylvania! Fantastic crowd and people. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

I don't think I could have done this in my first term. This is a much more powerful term.

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.