Donald Trump: “I didn't have a series of strokes, like, I never had a stroke, not even one stroke, no stroke.”

You don't have to be treated this badly

I said, ‘You should reconsider. Because you don’t want to go through this.’

Google wouldn't have taken my call in the first. Now, they kiss my ass.

Well, I also changed the name of a lake in Canada to the Lake America.