Donald Trump: “"@roswell2001: So glad #CelebrityApprentice is back! @realDonaldTrump @kevinjonas @RealGilbert are my favs. Go team…”

I can do stuff that is unbelievable.

If my opposing party wins, the U.S. will have a depression.

If Republicans win, the Department of Defense would invest in revitalizing a drug manufacturing facility in the state.

Pretend that I’m on the ballot.