Donald Trump: “We’re going to win this election and turn the country around.”

I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff. She has done a great job!

Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!